HOMOPHONE MISTEAK 🥩

I meant to write since not SINS on a previous post. 😂

It has been a long time sins I made such elementary mistakes! Well one day when I was on my way to an elementary school I did find myself instead in a funeral parlour. 😂

Sadly these days it is becoming all too common for children to find themselves in a funeral parlour rather than a school.

TENOR

I hope I didn’t push anybody’s buttons!

⚠WHATEVER YOU DO KIDS DON’T THINK HAVE FUN, BE DIFFERENT OR MAKE MISTAIKS!

I have remembered the greengrocer who made deliberate, hilarious spelling mistakes. People would visit his shop just to correct him. Great sales strategy!

My favourite spelling error will always be the one from an Essex school.

“atto”

When I had asked what it meant I was told,

“Atto Miss. You know like we atto do our work!”

My great grandmother was an Essex girl too!

In Essex I didn’t teach anybody Teachers learn them stuff. I forgot that one.I

I never knew how to handle the word. “wog box.

The quintessential Essez girl will always be Lorraine Chase in my view.

Luton Airport Song.

Water In Majorca

We used to call wine a bottle of plonk. I don,’t know whether that is Essex but Plonker certainly is!

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