If you try to send me to Hell by provoking me continually etc, I will take as many of you down there with me as I can.
Rumour is the devil is still recuperating from my last visit.
The man I love defeated me the right way.
He won a battle of wits!
Zombie mode brings the memory of him back even stronger apparently!
I adored my beer, cigarettes and loud sport rebellion the best. Unfortunately it is not really possible for me to become a male chauvinistic pig in any convincing way.
If I am being reprogrammed please may I have BBC and ITV this time?
I have remembered my manners properly now. It is “Please may I?”not “Please can I?”
I can make fun out of almost anything. We had such a good day watching to see who let their dog poop 💩 on our lawn.It was the kids who came up with the “False Alarm” idea which made it hilarious! 😂
You see there is no hope for them. They are just as warped as me. I do not like the hat my son is wearing right now. He appears to have lost his wonderful sense of humour! He doesn’t want me to dye my hair pink either!
Maybe he would prefer
Maybe I should pose nude for my friend and hang it on the wall?
My male nude birthday card painted by a gay friend was stolen!
This will do for now. My ex used to love to walk around naked in front of the children naked till.I stopped him. There was the memorable Christmas he stood there naked while they opened presents I insisted he put some clothes on for present opening!
I believe that is everything laid bare. Gotta go I have a horse to ride!
ALL GIFS FROM TENOR
DON’T WORRY WEARING BRUISES FROM BEATINGS IS OK.NOBODY CARES! BUT WEAR ODD SHOES OR ODD SOCKS AND IT WILL SEND EVERYONE INTO A FRENZY
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN SWEEPING THINGS UNDER THE CARPET!
Nor does my male nude model friend. He wrote some really angry songs but that is much healthier than assembling a posse or beating women up.
Australia is pretty sensitive about complaints but my friend appears to promise that you meet lots of men if you complain.
HOPE I HAVEN’T PUSHED ANY BUTTONS