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I exist because I can think. My jaw clicks proving my assault. Can I prove,the existence of anybody else?
Descartes says not.
“Cognitur igitur sum.”
“I think therefore i am.”
Just for today I am going to allow myself to believe that all the irritating people are a figment of my imagination.
Goodbye know-it-all cows.
BTW I proudly come from along line of difficult, headstrong women but we are still quite nice really. 🤫 DON’T TELL YOU WILL RUIN MY STREET CRED!
OH SARCASM HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU!
Yes- I’ve still got it!
Being sarcasm-impaired out to be illegal.
I can possibly even make a good cucumber sandwich like my forebears.
The servants were always being given the day off in our house too.
Darn Inconvenient.
You can just tell I spent the last couple of decades being waited on hand and foot. My neighbour even really kindly carried a load of concrete for me.
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