Mother-in-)aw jokes were a UK staple. I seem to remember Les Dawson saying once,
“I bought the mother-in-law a chair for Christmas. The wife wouldn’t let me plug it in.”
I know it would be very politically incorrect nowadays but it does raise a chuckle.
If I get a chair from any future sons-in-)aws, I will check it thoroughly first,”
My proposal should have alerted me to my ex’s true sentiments. He had written it in a card followed by the immortal words,
” Hey you’re my old woman now,”
Still it could have been worse. He may have burst into song, I will never forget hearing him sing for the first time in an Irish church,
I have sung standing next to him so often now, I don’t have the confidence to sing any more.
First Singing Lesson for Kids- Solfege Lesson 1
My sexy, young piano teacher had perfect pitch. He was just slightly older than me. He was very clever and never did anything untoward but he had %nearly made me want to practice.
Hey maybe I should start singing on my balcony.
Failure is not an option for this Opera Singer
I could take my keyboard and guitar outside easily enough and entertain everyone.
Of course I am a one woman band.
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