We are not supposed to talk about her v trying to chuck my brother’s bed out the window. We had been alerted by the sheets dropping past the dining room window. Somebody really should have taught him how to use rubbers properly.
I thought she was an absolute legend,
I fully intend retirement homes into a state of shock I my old age,
Maybe I don’t just need a fluorescent walking stick, maybe I need one with an electric shock button.
We once put a trick soap in the bathroom at a holiday home. My mum ruined it. She had complained that there was something wrong with the soap and had scraped aĺl the black stuff out.