I Have A Slightly Wicked Sense of Humour

My sense of humour is probably my best quality. It is also probably my worst quality.


I don’t know how anybody survives children without a sense of humour. Now if you’ll excuse me I must get back to sleeping around and whatever else it is I am supposed to get up to…

One Hour Snoring

I Go To Sleep – Sia I think I have destroyed his credibility enough now. Thanks for Brexit!

I have learned that you gotta hide your love away.(Me not being sarcastic)