The Butler Did It

I used to love Agatha Christie. I learned never to trust actors and actresses as they never stop acting. Also the pattern was to watch the quiet ones. My little grey cells are always suspicious of butlers too.

Nowadays there aren’t too many butlers…

There are too many actors and actresses struggling to be relevant and writers who can’t get work, so my attention turns once more to Agatha herself and a load of irrelevant showpeople.

It’s Been Agatha All Along

Still there has been a real murder in their midst. Perhaps they could put their energy there instead…

We Can Work It Out.

In The Meantime…

How dare you terrify young women into leaving their homes!!

In the meantime I am looking for prospective buyers for my flat. Bet you didn’t know my mother met Motorhead!!

Motorhead -The Ace of Spades

Actually those verandah concerts from lockdown were a good idea too, Would bring in people from all over the world… if I can find a tap dancing rock band-even better…

Tap Attack -Britain’s Got Talent

Nobody messes with my family!!

I Am My Mother’s Savage Daughter

Should I Stay or Should I Go? -The Clash

Bill Hayley & His Comets – Rock Around The Clock

BTW My parents used to fight like cat 😻 and dog. 🐕

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