This joke reminded me of the coronation.
My grandmother was having trouble watching the occasion as she was relatively small. She got jostled around a bit and found she suddenly had a much better vantage point. When she had eventually looked down she had realised she was standing on a steaming pile of horse 💩.
Criticise me for all the adverbs if you like but this is a time for getting the stories out, a first draft if you will. Besides it will help sort out the readers who are prepared to stick with me, even when I am less than perfect.
Maybe I’ll get the chance to refine them one day.