Lockdown may be getting to me. I just threatened my son with his hackesack.
His response (with unapologetic references to Clue/Cluedo was)
“It was Mum in the lounge with the hackesack.”
If you don’t know, hackesacks are these little extremely soft, ball things. I suppose it could be worse, he could be trying to do this. I should add we live in a very confined space.If he tries the above trick in the flat, I will not be held responsible for my actions.