Vision Impossible

One of the most common refrains in our abode is,

“I can’t find my glasses.”

Yes my daughter has lost her glasses again.

I can relate to this. I have only ever needed glasses for reading but even so, losing them is frustrating. Trying not to be too much of a rescuer, I will often say things like,

“Well you will just have to look for them.”

Whereupon her response is usually,

“How can I look for them, when I can’t see.”

Let”s not talk about the time. I sat on my glasses or the time I left them in the woods, to be run over by a bulldozer.

Oh yes I have just been reminded of the time I  “stole’ her glasses, having mistaken them for my own. (I was wondering why my eyesight had appeared to deteriorate so rapidly.I cannot see a thing through her specs.)

Being the dilligent person that she is, my daughter developed a system.

She found an old pair of glasses and they have become her  “finding my glasses’ glasses.

Unfortunately as with all systems, we have hit a glitch this week. How do you find your “finding my glasses”glasses when they go missing?

Current score: Glasses 2

                         Humans 0

Note: Please excuse any mistakes, aa (Whoops as) I can’t see at the moment. Ok I may have lost my glasses too but I am not sitting on them, I just checked.

Yay We have the “find my glasses”glasses and I have found a pair now.🤣