Anatomy of a Flying Monkey

Spine-They usually lack one

Brain-See above

Hands-particularly good at meddling in other people’s business

Ears-Deaf to reason

Eyes-Difficulty seeing beyond the end of nose.

Feet -great for heading off, if challenged.

Arms -useful for banding together with the mob.

Nose great for poking into other people’s lives.

Mouth ready to spout any nonsense put in their head by a toxic person.

Back-What you will see if you ever ask for help.

Yes they seem purpose-built for the job.

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